Wet and Messy Olympics

Description

At this point in the Messy Wrestling Olympic games, a lot of the participants have disgusted looks on their faces. They are covered in filth and sop, yet they are not allowed to go home until a winner is declared. The ladies get caught up in a game of “bobbing for lotto chips” — only it’s not water, but clear lubricant, that they must dunk their faces in! In another game, the ladies must dive in to the vat of mud that they are playing in to see how many objects they can retrieve. In the process, they get their fancy silk dresses all wet and messy. At the end of the day, however, who cares? These bitches look great doing what they do — and their husbands and boyfriends can always buy them more clothes to mess up! Getting all that sludge out of their hair, though, is a different story. Let’s just hope they have good shampoo in the locker rooms!